A day in which one compensates for the mundane air of a rainy day by blasting Chopin's Nocturnes, all whilst thou gracefully writes letters with a fountain pen- with strokes as wistful as Chopin's docile fingers dancing from key to key to produce a sound so novel as to seem to share a common origin of the precipitating rain itself.
Friend rings you to ask:" Yo homes what are you doing this rainy day?"
Answer: Trick question!
It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.
Answer: Trick question!
It's Chopin Day so you never answered the phone because your phone ring was drowned out by the siege of Chopin's evanescent crescendos blasting from the loudest speakers you own.
by Nocturneepicness May 1, 2011
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Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.
Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.
by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018
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Get the Karate chopping the meatloaf. mug.To take a photograph up a woman's skirt or dress without her consent. British slang, also known as upskirting. Named for Sir Christopher Chope, MP. I chope, you chope, Sir Christpher Chope chopes.
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Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
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"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"
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