chook

An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'

Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook

by Leeeeeeena October 8, 2006

chook

verb(chooking, chooked)
1- to wound or puncture using a sharp object.

2 - to stab.

Pidgin English word with Nigerian origin.

I will chook you. He chooked me.

by ShadowMonkk November 14, 2009

Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016

Chooked

Someone who just threw up

I drank way too much, I just chooked outside.

by TBD3 May 3, 2018

Chooking

Chooking is the synonym of poking. It means to poke or prod someone or something with a finger, stick, rod, or any long object.

Chooking also refers to sticking a long, slim object into a hole.

by Okeycardinal July 3, 2018

chook

a beanie type hat that is warn when its cold out

go grab my chook, its cold out

by Special K February 23, 2004

chook

a portmanteau of chain and hook, used to describe something that is especially sick

"yo cal, that party was off the chook!"

by tabernac1951 August 24, 2009