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Chongling Chode

(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.

Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.

Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!

Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.

Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
by chongler69 September 16, 2009
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chingando la pava

mexican slang for fucking the turkey, originated in the state of Sinaloa. To be used when angry at disruptions, or annoyances
"No Estes Chingando La Pava" (quit fucking the turkey)
by samdaman December 1, 2004
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Chongled

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020
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ching chang chong land

the chineze come from ching chang chong land
by agtfrhyjk;o March 12, 2019
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chinkland

the land in which the chinks possess and or inherit.
1: hey chinky, go make me an i-pod!
2:fuck u white boi. where do you think i came from? CHINKLAND?
by DUGGii3FR3SH May 11, 2008
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chongiano

a chongiano is a high tech device from the plains of china more specifically pyong yang

where the rona originated from. This device includes a battery, foam/cotton a few wires and juice/liquid. When inhaling on this device a vapour cloud will enter your throat and travel down low to your lungs until exhaled to create a bigger cloud of vapour. you can even do tricks with this item like ghosts, french inhale and hoops maybe even a jellyfish.
yo g mind passing me the chongiano
by C DRIZZLE. November 4, 2022
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Conglundchuslemera

Wow you really graduated college? Conglundchuslemera
by balmond552 July 28, 2021
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