chonga++ certification

A certification given to chongas for their skills as being chongas.

Hey, did you hear that Maria just got her chonga++ certification?

by SiLentThReaD October 6, 2008

chingaso

Spanish: To strike someone. Hard. Usually in a fight, but sometimes by accident. The plural of this is chingasos.

Me dio un chingaso en la frente! = He hit me upside my forehead!

Quires unos chingasos? = You wanna go to blows?

by Noir June 20, 2006

chongacase

The way in which chongas and other gangsta people write.

Chonga: y0, wUzZuP daWg? i rEalLy lyK diiS sHiiT u Kn0w?

Gangsta: daYum Ma, u l00kIn' maDd go0d. cAn a niGguH geT y0 nUmBa...?

Bystander: Oh Lord, what a horrendous example of "chongacase".

by surfstarchris October 15, 2006

Chongus

A chunky individual, especially in reference to a pet.

Here comes the chongus.

by AtxMageHH May 30, 2022

Chengasm

To skip a stone so well, that one achieves nirvana.

oohh yeahahh, uhhhh, ohhhhhh, CHENGASM

by Bartsucks June 10, 2011

chonga

noun- A chonga is a woman of hispanic origin classified by, but not limited to, the following characteristics:
1. Brazilian jeans (folds of skin hanging over are a bonus, but not mandatory).
2. Excessive application of hair gel, with the hair usually worn in a curly fashion or pressed tightly to the head, dangerously close to cutting off circulation.
3. Brand name clothing (including Ecko Unlimited, Baby Phat, Phat Farm, and Sean John).
4. Air Force Ones or some other form of Nikes/Adidas.
5. Obscenely color-coordinated outfits.
6. A lack of understanding of the English language, usually resulting in accents, improper use of words, and/or a mixture of Spanish and English known as Spanglish.
7. Distinct make-up - specifically fake, exaggerated, and highly arched eyebrows, black lipliner, glittery lip stick, and heavy masquera.
8. Unique form of internet jargon that utilizes a combination of upper-case and lower-case letters along with Spanish words and phrases.
9. A general attraction to malls, especially Dolphin Mall in Florida.
10. An affinity for enormous hoop earrings. They are typically gold and large enough for one to fit a small child through.
11. A general interest in reggaeton/hip-hop. Nothing works better for luring a chonga than a hardcore Pitbull rap.

1. Simulated chonga online dialogue:

CuBaNiTaMaMii4U: OyE MaRiA-LuIsA ii tInK ii miiGhT bii PrEgNaNt wiiT JoSeS BaBii.

HoTtIeCuBaN4LyF: Ayyyye MaMiii qUe cUtEE l0l

2. Jenifer Lopez, Mariah Carey

by Sun the Korean June 16, 2006

Chonga-kong

a chonga but wayy more extreme they can be fat,ugly both or even a dude who is dressed up like a chonga

DUDE:yo bra checkk out the chonga
OTHER DUDE: haha nigga pleaseee thats a chonga-kong!!
DUDE:skeen thats a dude bra haa

by MR MOD16 December 18, 2009