chomple

Bite, chomp, eat, chew, or otherwise consume with gusto

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by Jody M January 30, 2009

Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

chomplifting

Someone who goes to the grocery store and eats or drinks something while shopping without paying for it.

Look at that chick she just woofed down a bag of chips and soda without paying for it! She's straight up chomplifting!

by subicwarrior August 20, 2013

Chompled

to be choked while wampling

Wallie chompled me last night

by crazy name June 1, 2012

Chompology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chompology:
The study of munching or chewing noisily or vigorously; the study of chewing noises or actions.

Hungry Hungry Hippos offers forth a subtle philosophical discourse on Chompology in the 1960s-1970s, thus foreshadowing the rise of the ever consuming automata.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

champolly

Defined when you mix champagne and molly together. Typically pop a bottle of Champagne and add molly to you liking. Helps turn up the party and make people feel *extra* happy

Please let me know if you need other sources where it's already been used.

At brunch we like to make it extra special with champolly!

by Sunkissed236 February 26, 2018

champola

Like a champion only better

Aaron is a Champola

by Wood enjoyed it July 9, 2020