chodesmoke

1) One who actively engages in the preparation of, or smoking of a Chode.
2) A complete jackass

Devon your such a chodesmoke.

Kris was driving like a chodesmoke last night.

by KG 08 September 28, 2006

Chodemaster

The man with the biggest chode in the room

(jack)man jerry has a fuckin chode
(bobby)hes a chodemaster

by Trabren January 18, 2009

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, or has no clue what they’re doing.

“God you’re such a chodemosexual”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

Chodeums

An Awesome person that gets their name chanted in the mornings as a greeting. Some people also call him Uncle Chodeums

Yay Chodeums is here!! Chodeums! Chodeums! Chodeums!

by AdamsJacksonMiles9696 September 27, 2021

Chodemaster

A term used to describe Bucky Prizant, the master of the 4 greatest friends ever. These friends are officially part of the sacred group called "The Chodes".

-while driving shirtless down the street-
"Are you guys drunk?"
"No, but I am the chodemaster".

by TheChodemaster18 January 24, 2009

Chodemaster

one who either has a very large chode, or usually the one in a group of friends who does idiodic things, also one who is picked on the most. see Chode and Douche. one who tries to impress the girls.

1.look at tim flexing his muscles, he is such a chodemaster.
2.Wizards9896 is the biggest chodemaster ive ever played.
3."Hey guys watch this--" "dude your such a chodemaster."

by teh l33t chodemaster December 22, 2008