Bloagan The Chodegan

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.

Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.

I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.

by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009

chodebag

someone that is a complete asshole or continuously annoys a group of people or is just plain annoying.

"God damn it that guy over there is such a chodebag!"

by daveyboy I May 27, 2008

chodeable

Something that you jerk off to

The lifeguard in Fortnite is chodeable

by Okami1234 August 31, 2018

choesam

A Guy/Girl name dating back to Chinese and Tibetan Culture of loving men, The name in Tibetan means The lover of Men, it is the name that all homosexuals love and will want their name to be.

Nicknames for Choesam are Choegato, Chloe, Sam, Choey, and Man Lover

Doug: Who is that sucking Ben off
Hunter: Oh that's Choesam he loves doing that
Anthony:I wish he would do me next

Dude that's Choesam right there he loves men.

by BenC2006 February 4, 2022

chodeslime

That ooze that can be found on your chode (or any penis, chode sounds funnier) when you become aroused

"Yuck, you left a chodeslime trail all up my leg"

by You sunk my battle ship January 8, 2004

chodesmack

its a name given to a person when they are being an ass hole or just being a little bitch.

tom:yo dave you wanna go to the titty bar after work around 8 or 9?

Dave: na man, I think I'm gonna just sit at home and watch reruns of full house and wait for my ex to call.

tom: dude your sutch a CHODESMACK!

by Peter Berg February 17, 2007