Chocolatey Conveyor

A poop shoot, a chocolatey starfish, an anus mass-producing Cringe Bars.

Mr. Cringe ate straight from Appliepie's chocolatey conveyor.

by Mr. Samuel Streamer's Elf April 7, 2022

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Chocolaty Conveyer

A chocolaty conveyer is a symptom of a highly diabetic substance induced madness. It is in most cases caused by the depravity that modern capitalism has inflicted upon even the most innocent and harmless elements of our society such as ice cream, gingerbread, anime and of course chocolate. When afflicted by it, an individual will show signs of an obsession for endlessly growing and complex contraptions engineered for the sole purpose of generously spurting obscene loads of cacao derived treats, hence the chocolaty conveyer. There were also cases where the afflicted will manifest a change in its behavior towards such kind of treat, impersonating it and sometimes even considering as a sexual partner or an exploitable work force. No cure has been found for this illness as of today and there will be one.
(Sources : Youtube, "Rimworld: Chocolate Factory")

Afflicted Individual : "Hmmm... Hello there ! Would you like to go for a ride on my... chocolaty conveyer ?

Special Girl : "I'm guessing this has to do with another of your needlessly complicated "toys", doesn't it ? Alright go one."

Small Commanding Individual : "Boss ! We've stuffed the conveyer too hard and it's overflowing ! There's chocolate treat everywhere, we need to stop it NOW !"

by Elitrom April 7, 2022