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Chocolate Kiss 

After having sex, right before the girl goes to bed. The male takes a fat shit remembering not to wipe. Then gives an ass to mouth kiss to the lady. Leaving her with a goodnight chocolate sensation.
Dude last night i gave Ashley a "Chocolate Kiss".
Chocolate Kiss by Seeman Slurpy February 26, 2009

Chocolate kiss 

The kiss-like mark you leave on toilet paper when you wipe your ass

Chocolate Kiss 

When two buttholes touch as if they were kissing

chocolate kiss with kiwi googles 

putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!

White chocolate kiss

When your bf is lactating so you (female) suck on his nipples until he ejects milk into your mouth, then you make out, while you both swallow his breast milk
Oh Man, you wont believe how good of a white chocolate kiss I had with Jenna yesterday!

Chocolate Snow Kiss 

This is a 3-part maneuver beginning with the act of blowing one's load into another's butt hole. The pitcher then swiftly dives down to suck their chum back out of the catcher's anus before spinning him around and spitting it back into his mouth.
Little Biebs really thought he was getting it bad from Big Wayne until Wayne gave him a chocolate snow kiss. Biebs instantly regretted eating street tacos earlier that day.