a choch is synonymous to a douche bag and is defined as a male with spiked hair (usually blonde or bleached blonde), a fake tan and fake jewelry. In other words, a choch is totally fake.
A: That choch told me his name was Antonio Giovanni.
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
B: No man, that's not his real name! He just made that up that choch bag name to impress the ladies!
C: With a name like Antonio Giovanni you know he's a choch and full of $h*t!
by Antonio Giovanni da Choch! October 13, 2011
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Zone of arousal.
Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
Believed to be located way up the batty pipe of all practitioners of the appaling pastime of shit-stabbing poovery.
‘After receiving his Olympic gold medal. Daley Tom’s choc-clit also received a tickle from his husband’s shit streaked prick. ‘Before being fisted beyond function’
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2. The latest in a long and distinguished line of words to call people - grandson of man, son of dude, bastard cousin of homeslice. But with a mexicali chaser of awesome.
2. The latest in a long and distinguished line of words to call people - grandson of man, son of dude, bastard cousin of homeslice. But with a mexicali chaser of awesome.
"It's five AM, chochacho! You ready to gruzzle down on some cheese omelettes, or you want to watch Braveheart again first?"
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Science Teacher: The Choc Poc is split into many levels, the first is the entrance, the second is the Gas Level, the third is the Bread Level, the fourth is the Crackers, Rice and Cheese level, the fifth is the Banana Level, after that is the Ham Sandwich level which no human has ever passed. After the HS level is the Outer Core of the Choc Poc, the Fudge level then past that is the Inner Core of the Choc Poc, the Happy Hippo level.
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