Chodest Chode

A chode that is so short and wide that it is the chodest of chodes.

"Whoa, Lance has the Chodest Chode I've ever seen!"

by PapaFrank October 28, 2018

Chode chiller

The unpleasant sensation that occurs when a turd drops into the bowl and splashes frigid water onto your chode and other nether flesh.

I squeezed one out while sitting on the can at 2 a.m., and the splashback caused a chode chiller that fully awakened me.

by El Predicto February 16, 2008

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023

Inverted Chode

When someone has a penis so small and wide that it appears to be going back into the body.

I walked into the locker room and saw Noah’s inverted chode.

by PeaOnYourCock January 23, 2023

Cane Chode

The nasty act of wringing your dick out after you've gone full desert toad.

Bear: He's been in the shower for ages
Pill: Aww shiet, he's gone full cane chode

by RudePill April 24, 2017

Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH

Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

by The outliner of contradictions June 19, 2020

Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014