Chinos 

This guy knows how to have fun. If you are around him you know you will have a smile on your face or even pain in your stomach. Even though it might seem like he cannot get serious, he cares deeply for many things. Chinos is as loyal as it gets, and will always be there for his friends. If you meet a Chinos it’s very likely you cannot help but hug him.

“Overall a f***ing cool person.”

Ohhhh, Chinos is coming? Bet!

Chinos by wasuu November 23, 2021

Chinos 

This guy knows how to have fun. If you are around him you know you will have a smile on your face or even pain in your stomach. Even though it might seem like he cannot get serious, he cares deeply for many things. Chinos is as loyal as it gets, and will always be there for his friends. If you meet a Chinos it’s very likely you cannot help but hug him.

“Overall a f***ing cool person.”

Ohh damn chinos is coming? Bet!

Chinos by theycallmemoana November 23, 2021

weekend chinos 

Just a great pair of pants

Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.

Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.

Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?

Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.

weekend chinos by doug longz November 18, 2010

mac & chinos 

shorthand designation for macaroni & cheese

We are having mac & chinos for dinner.

mac & chinos by momuv3 March 2, 2009

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

ordering Chinese 

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019