Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

clington

To clington:

To hold on indefinetly to something that isn't there anymore.

She looked like she was calmly clingtoning to that mountain, even though we could clearly see she was falling to the ground at free fall speed.

by JoeyP May 10, 2008

Chudlington

A large piece of feces dropped from one's anus

What-ho good sir, I do apologise, but I've absolutely destroyed your latrine with a massive chudlington

by Chudleigh February 16, 2019

chazington

A man who is constantly searching for a pink cat.

This chazington guy keeps following me….

by duck_human March 30, 2023

Chavington

n. A Chav with some degree of class or restraint, who is well aware of the fact. A Chav with a belief in class system within Yob culture, and sees him or herself as being superior. A female Chavington may sport the Croyden facelift but will tie it lower on the head, and use a clip rather than an elastic band or scrunchie. A male Chavington may sport the requisite askew baseball/truckers cap, but it will be in subdued colors, with little or no decoration. Both eschew bling. However, a Chavington is still a Chav.

Sarah and Mike have become Chavingtons since he got a better job. They are always saying this guys a yob, and that girls a slag. And they would rather get a bottle of wine and stay indoors than come to the pub.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

Chavington

A mocking term for certain chav that try to (and fail) act sophisticated, they will momentarily drop their native colloquial language and use real words to lure in the more gullible. The one's lured in are likely to be mugged.

"This man's monacle suites his fake Adidas tracksuites perfectly, he's obviously a chavington."

by criticalcritic November 1, 2013

Cowlingtons

Joking slang term,mocking the Yorkshire term for cocaine 'cowie'.

Come on,send us a line of this cowlingtons.

by Ineisto October 9, 2016