Chili's

the origin and birth place of a glorious vine

"hi, welcome to chili's"

by peetabread February 17, 2019

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022

Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.

1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)

by DW June 11, 2004

child's park

A park located in Peteburg Florida for black folks to throw bricks at police cars. Attaining a swimming pool, basketball courts and a large feild. Ain't no place like it.

Did you hear about the Child's Park Pimps that got thrown in the river?

by D-Lord July 8, 2005

child's play

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.

When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

by Master of the Schlong November 19, 2011

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

chili's

very likely the greatest restuarant of all time

a tex-mex style resturant, home of the famous baby back ribs (which Fat Bastard comments on in Austin Powers 2) and the monterey chicken

a piece of Heaven

"CHILI'S baby back ribs...barbecue sauce"

by ssullivan April 8, 2006