childflation

A situation when one's child continuously becomes more expensive due to repeatedly losing items, which must then be repurchased

When my son lost his water bottle for the 5th time, we experienced childflation when we purchased a new one.

by Polloalegre May 15, 2024

Premature checkulation

When someone checks you in on their smart phone before you've actually arrived at the establishment

Hey Lola, I saw on Facebook you checked me into the Bulldyke Lounge while I was still 30 minutes away. What's up with the premature checkulation?

by SpikeDurden December 27, 2011