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Chetos (plural of cheto, argentinian slang) are rich tax evaders who enjoy daddy's money, being right-wing and beating up the homeless. Los Chetos is a synonym for rugby team Los Pumas.
No seas cheto (argentinian spanish for: don't be cheto)
OMG a car run over a homeless! Must be a cheto driving.
Everyone is paying homage to Maradona except for those rugby chetos Los Pumas
cheto by DieArMa November 28, 2020
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Used to refer to someone as senseless, possibly primitive even. Not necessarily despective, could be simply to suggest that someone is behaving silly and uncivilized.

It’s basically the type of guy who is on some lame beach on spring break and leaves a bottle laying in the sand unattended.

The term makes reference to an uncircumcised dick. One that looks like a cheto flamin’ hot, or pretty much any kind of cheeto.

It’s generally used to imply the type of person you don’t want to leave in your house without implementing severe restrictions.
I let the guy sleep over and slipped and bumped my head as soon as I went into the bathroom, he’d taken a shower and left the entire floor wet.

He’s always like that, that guy’s a cheto.

That and the other day we’re playing videogames and he starts whiffing on some girl’s panties all of a sudden.

And?

I ask if I can give it a whiff and he says they belong to his girlfriend but says it’s ok.

Then?

Then my sister comes in asking who’s the one that’s been going through her drawer.
Cheto by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 1, 2023
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Flaming cheto trashcan

we WILL MURDER the Flaming Cheto Trashcan.

Don Cheto 

American-Mexican slang for Trash at everything. Also slang for the word shit.
Aye, I need to take a don cheto/shit.
You are don cheto quality/ trash at everything.

Cheetolini 

A derivative of ‘Mussolini’, a ‘Cheetolini’ is someone who spews thinly veiled hate-filled Fascist rhetoric to the public via the mass media while sporting an unnaturally tan face due to the liberal use of a bronzer that comes in a color that closely resembles the same orange found on Cheetos.
POTUS Trump is such a ‘Cheetolini’, why isn’t his supermodel wife Melania helping him with his make-up?
Cheetolini by Roosrandicand March 31, 2020

Cheetolini 

One of Donald Trump's many unflattering nicknames, Cheetolini is a portmanteau of Cheetos (which bear Trump's unnatural orange skin color) and Italian fascist/Hitler ally Benito Mussolini.
Cheetolini's buddies like little girls, too.

How would Cheetolini like it if he's locked in a cage like these migrants at ICE detention centers?

Cheetolini 

A nickname for President Trump. It is a portmanteau of Cheeto (describing President Trump's skin and hair) and Mussolini (Italian dictator).
Cheetolini is a POS. Resist even harder.
Cheetolini by andgo100 February 26, 2017