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Chesticles 

The official way to meanly say man-boobs
Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina

Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me
Chesticles by mcmanlyman July 6, 2011

chesticles 

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.
The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.
chesticles by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Chesticles 

Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.

boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack
Tom: Check out her rack Paul!

Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?

Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!
Chesticles by Donkeh December 17, 2008

Chesticles 

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.
Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)
Chesticles by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008

Chesticles 

A womans melons, juggs, balloons, implants, honkers, XL breasts.
"Man, did you see that chicks chesticles?"
Chesticles by FriskeyFreemont October 19, 2006

Chesticles 

Breasts of a Female, generally feel pain in a magnitude similar to those of testicles.
"omg becky, he punched me in the chesticles"
"That chick has big chesticles!"
Chesticles by EShanks January 22, 2009