Cheeseman

A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.

I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!

by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010

cheeseman syndrome

If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.

Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome

You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.

by Cheeseman simp March 26, 2021

Cheeseman

A faggot with a fondness for buttplugs

That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass

by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003

cheeseman

A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.

"He just fragged 20 guys, he's a total cheeseman.

by Demy March 12, 2005

chelseaa

Is a person who has an extra a on the end of there name. It's pronounced at (chel-see-auh).

Because the name chelsea is pronounced (chel-see)

The extra a always confuses people when doing paperwork and becomes a topic of small discussion and interest.

Often times when someone with said extra a goes out to a show where music is loud. She often says her name is chelsea instead of Chelseaa because it will often result in the new friend saying WHAT?

Therefore after time goes one new friend finds out her name is really Chelseaa, and once you know this it means your really friends.

Chelseaa is a beautiful name

Wow I thought your name was Chelsea, but it's Chelseaa? You tricked me! Lol but thats a really pretty name.

Now you know where real friends, my name is totally Chelseaa.

by Reallifedreamer September 3, 2016

Cheeseman

It’s basically a 80s chad he’s the loudest fastest talking retard at the party but he grabs your attention and your moms tits, he always fucks the hardest

That’s definitely a cheeseman his mullet fucks hard

by Gary cheeseman December 31, 2021

Chelseahawk

A girl mohawk

That punk girls chelseahawk is gorgeousssss.

by d3sttradd April 25, 2011