cheflindsay

A notorious vegan message board troll that plagiarizes other peoples recipes and posts them as her own.

Kelly is such a cheflindsay! She stole every one of those recipes from a vegetarian blog.

by veg*n October 18, 2008

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

chefing

1. the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients to be eaten
2. cooking

Sarah is in the kitchen chefing it up for a dinner party tonight.

by LadyZ November 4, 2013

chefing me around

Chefing around occurs when excessly obnoxious over-deligating is detected. Similar to talking to Lumburg, being chefed makes the victum want to punch his chefer in the face. Chefs can come in many shapes and sizes-beware!

Boss walks past subordinate to see the printer is having some troubles. Boss returns to his desk in an adjacsent room and calls for subordinate. Upon entering...

Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"

by triangulator23 June 3, 2009

Cheflin Minute

unrealiable

Someone who says he'll be on shortly, but then shows up hours later, or maybe never.

Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?

by stc1985 August 19, 2018

cheffing the ops

using a knife to stab the opposition

cheffing the ops means stabbing up the opposition like Unkown T

by ajala ajala mama e October 31, 2019