CheeseWheel

When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.

You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!

by eric_howie May 22, 2014

cheesewheel

The act of trying to perform auto-felatio on one's self. Usally done in a sommersault style.

I pulled a muscle in my neck while cheesewheeling.

by MikeVT July 24, 2008

CheeseWheel

A item that can be eaten in large quantities in small periods of time to heal one's body.

Omfg mate, I ate like 60 CheeseWheels last night in skyrim!

by Ascaban July 21, 2018

cheesewheel

A man with an astoundingly long penis, whose girth and length exceeds that of an elephants trunk.

Damn! That guy is packing a cheesewheel in his pants. I'd tap that.

by pompous2 February 26, 2015

CheeseWheel

A large female ass that closely resembles two giant wheels of cheese clanging against one another while walking or moving.

When a thick female walks by and you are walking with your homie, "damn homie, thats a fucking cheesewheel"

by fuckherdirty March 7, 2019

Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin

Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!

by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022