Chestpillows

When your really tired and the only thing around is a chick with huge tits, you ask if you can use her chestpillows.

Random dude: HEY PAM ANDERSON! mind if i can use your chestpillows. Pamela: Sure

by CPLdeath November 14, 2010

Cheeseball

Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.

As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.

"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.

"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.

Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)

by zachKorner February 24, 2008

cheesegirling

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

by Minzarella March 24, 2019

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

Cheeseball

Coming from the word "cheesy", "lame", usually refers to guy who tries to act hot but fails greatly at it. Just think of a greasy cheeseball.

He acted like such a cheeseball

by IP November 15, 2004

Cheeseball

A person who often says corny things at the wrong times, thinking they are funny and cool. Usually can be found wearing the typical cheeseball attire: polo shirts that are too tight with a possible popped collar, shoes that are supposedly Italian leather, and hair with enough gel in it to start a small housefire.

Me: Man, that Wesley Turner guy sure is a cheeseball.

Kevin: Yeah, almost as bad as Jody Cataldo.

by DboyFresh March 18, 2009

cheesewollowed

Someone that uses cheese when they are sad

Dave grabbed a family sized block of cheddar and cheesewollowed whilst eating it.

by 00jo March 1, 2021