Cheesedick

a condition that causes one to be completely submerged in the cultural landscape of homosexuality, while simultaneously being blinded by dellusions of grandeur.
Man, whitey is such a cheesedick at buy-rite.
by ray liotta August 04, 2006
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Cheesedick

An ignorant, stupid, mentally challeneged ignoramous who fucks up constantly despite being shown the way.
"That Cheesedick has read the manual 15 times and still cannot install a stick of ram without supervision.
by WyckedDreamz May 01, 2003
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Cheesedick

A martian of extra-terrestrial origins which lives on this planet among humans. Has a cheesy laugh and finds all jokes funny that are made against other people. However, whenever the joke is aimed at him, he becomes insanely "butt-hurt" and says "Not Coooool." The CHEESEDICK also makes a fool out of himself when he is drunk by puking all over everything.
Hey guys! Look at that martian, he's such a Cheesedick!
by Cockfondleskins April 19, 2011
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Cheesedick

A guy who has venereal disease which has caused a serious infection on his penis that oozes puss.
That freakin' hippie is a cheesedick, so you had better stay away from him.
by Bubba May 10, 2003
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Cheesedick

Pinning a guy up against a wall in a fighting game and then throwing fireballs until the other person is dead is cheesedicking
by Andrea Bur December 23, 2003
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cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.
Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!
by Dr Juice February 01, 2004
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Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.
Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds
by The Arkansas Gypsy February 08, 2010
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