Cheesedick

a condition that causes one to be completely submerged in the cultural landscape of homosexuality, while simultaneously being blinded by dellusions of grandeur.

Man, whitey is such a cheesedick at buy-rite.

by ray liotta August 3, 2006

Cheesedick

An ignorant, stupid, mentally challeneged ignoramous who fucks up constantly despite being shown the way.

"That Cheesedick has read the manual 15 times and still cannot install a stick of ram without supervision.

by WyckedDreamz May 1, 2003

Cheesedick

A martian of extra-terrestrial origins which lives on this planet among humans. Has a cheesy laugh and finds all jokes funny that are made against other people. However, whenever the joke is aimed at him, he becomes insanely "butt-hurt" and says "Not Coooool." The CHEESEDICK also makes a fool out of himself when he is drunk by puking all over everything.

Hey guys! Look at that martian, he's such a Cheesedick!

by Cockfondleskins May 10, 2011

Cheesedick

A guy who has venereal disease which has caused a serious infection on his penis that oozes puss.

That freakin' hippie is a cheesedick, so you had better stay away from him.

by Bubba May 9, 2003

Cheesedick

Completely cheating in a video game.

Pinning a guy up against a wall in a fighting game and then throwing fireballs until the other person is dead is cheesedicking

by Andrea Bur December 22, 2003

cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010