The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

Cheese sandwich

An insult to describe someone who is stupid and dumb

Jimmy stop being a cheese sandwich!

by Papa John SMOOTH July 22, 2019

cheese sandwiched

When somebody interrupts you while your cooking a grilled cheese which causes you to forget about it so in conclusion makes you burn your sandwich so you throw it on them.

Don't come to my house and get in my face or your ass will get cheese sandwiched.

by ginia eater October 13, 2009

cheese sandwich

n. A sandwich made up of cheese and bread and any required condiments. v. a nonexistent action.

Dude, I'm gonna go have a cheese sandwich!

Dude, I'm gonna go cheese sandwich!

by Argus Mc.Warbonglemaster March 24, 2004

Sourdough Cheese Sandwich

When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.

Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.

Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?

by The Real Faulkner January 25, 2009

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Grilled Cheese sandwich

a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.

"I cooked a Grilled Cheese Sandwich yesterday when i was hungary."

by Kevin March 10, 2004