by sandspit September 17, 2007
Get the chavalla mug.The immediate period after Townie pubs and clubs kick out at the Weekend when hundreds of chavs fall out of the establishment to fight, copulate and inbreed.
Police officer 1: Well Lenny I think we're going to have a right chavalanche on our hands tonight when Evolution kicks out!
Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
Police officer 2: Lets hope so Dave I cant wait to take out a few of those grubby little Pikey Fuckers.
by Mombola September 16, 2005
Get the chavalanche mug.An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.
A Vauxhall Chavalier
by urbane gorilla June 2, 2005
Get the chavalier mug.1. term used by Mexican Regional singer Jenni Rivera
2. a mexican term used to describe a girl who likes to have fun drinking, partying, dancing, and doing illegal activities i.e. drugs.
3. a girl who has been heart broken by a guy to the point where they have little respect for men. They also tend to drink their pain away singing along to rancheras.
2. a mexican term used to describe a girl who likes to have fun drinking, partying, dancing, and doing illegal activities i.e. drugs.
3. a girl who has been heart broken by a guy to the point where they have little respect for men. They also tend to drink their pain away singing along to rancheras.
by Adriana La Pinky October 23, 2005
Get the chacalosa mug.This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed
Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.
This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.
2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs
3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words
4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation
"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.
5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.
However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic
6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.
Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
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