Charmin

When someone licks your ass from behind your balls to your tail bone in a single pass.

After she gave me a Charmin her lips stank with shit.

by Wheelerwood May 8, 2010

charmin

In reference to Charmin toilet paper, it is used only for the highest of quality babes who you would be honored by having wipe their ass with her face. Not to be used lightly!

"Man!..Tricia is a Charmin"
or just as a "heads up" warning to a friend of oncoming hottie
"Charmin"

by roonz January 28, 2005

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018

Charmin

Describe’s someone who is soft.

“Mike P is so soft, get him some charmin”

by Mk91 March 8, 2020

Charmin

Being ultra soft; not doing something that your friends want you to do

"London do you want a beer? Or are you going to be charmin?

by KingLing69 January 13, 2022

Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”

Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?

by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023