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Chapping 

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.
Chapping by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

Chapping 

When you’re smiling for no reason/if you’re hella geeked
Yo bro what you chapping about??
Chapping by MIKECHAP00 June 5, 2025

chapping ass 

Dude, your really chapping ass... Get it together
chapping ass by shubosky March 18, 2015

chapping my ass 

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.
(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

Dick Chapping 

A Non-Homosexual game performed by 2 men. The first round starts with one of the 2 placing they lips around the other mans penis' tip he begins spinning his tongue around the tip 10 times after that its the next mans turn. Each round the 2 men have to increase the number of times they have to circle their tongue around by 10. First man's tongue to touch the others tip has to post in a social media account that he has lost the game.
1. Joe and Edgar played a game of dick chapping until they were stopped by Edgar's Mom
Dick Chapping by Rabbido May 7, 2018

ass chapping 

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off
that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.
ass chapping by boomerang man March 1, 2018