chandelier

An actual chandelier does nothing else except look good and has little to no purpose. A chandelier is someone (usually a guy but can pertain to a girl) who is really good looking and has nothing else going for them (ie zero personality, a douchebag/tool, dumbass etc.)

Oh so you have a thing for a chandelier?

by RazSmirIce December 28, 2010

chandeliering

When a male loosens his genitalia by slightly squatting with legs slightly apart and shakes/dips slightly.

That guy from accounting was totally chandeliering while I was talking to him! I know it's hot but c'mon dude--that's gross!

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

Chandeliers

Huge, beautiful pair of nice, round tits. Cup size 32D and above.

Damn, that blonde girls chandeliers really hang low and shine bright!

by thesweatofchuck April 10, 2013

Chandelier

(Noun) An orgy including a total of 13 people: 1 woman and 12 men. The incredible positions required to make such an ordeal possible makes the end result look like a very fancy chandelier.

Dude, I would totally chandelier that chick with 12 of my closest friends.

by Chris Billy May 24, 2008

Chandelier

A term used when describing something stupid and pointless to someone, when they think its cool.

Steve:

"bro, what is that chandelier looking thing your holding?"

Dave:

"just my glow-in-the-dark wine glass"

Steve: (smh)

by Darthdark September 29, 2011

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003

chandelier

Nickname of an annoying internet stalker, who thinks it's cool to make stupid and insulting innuendos about people that are too smart for him to understand.

In Dutch: "Hé Chandelier, gluiperige internet stalker!"

by vlunk December 31, 2007