clamnesia

A complete or partial loss of memory caused by a traumatic encounter with the female genitalia.

Angela experienced a serious case of clamnesia after she went down to Suzy's nasty ladytown.

by markthxbai July 8, 2011

chemnesia

disorder that renders one unable to retain information related to chemistry once he/she leaves the classroom.

Reid: Are you ready for the chemistry exam tomorrow?
Hayley: Man, I'm so nervous- I have major chemnesia and I can't remember anything from that class.

by shortANDlovinit27 January 24, 2009

Camnesia

Music festival of the year, Starring BLonde Louis.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.

Who's Emma? Tikeya runs Camnesia.

by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011

shampnesia

The moment when you forget if you had washed your hair or not in the shower.

(washing hair)
*5 minutes later
You: Did I wash my hair yet? Not Shampnesia again!

by Todadile217 February 6, 2014

cramnesia

The state of forgetting everything one has learned during the past 24 hours of intensive study as soon as one is confronted with an exam.

Despite staying up all night skimming his Art History textbook, Eliot suffered a bad case of cramnesia and could not remember anything he'd read when he attempted to write an essay comparing the works of Jan Van Eyck to those of Hieronymus Bosch.

by Merryman Webster September 30, 2014

chamnesia

The mental phenomenon of forgetting what horrible task a towel or cloth (or chamois) was used for before the current use.

When I shower, I am mindful to finish using the washcloth on my face before I wash my nethers. Thanks to a healthy dose of chamnesia, I will start out with that same cloth on my face the next time I wash up.

Dry off dishes with a kitchen towel that was previously used to clean up a puppy mess? No problem with a run through the laundry and a little chamnesia.

by The Bard of Morgan County August 17, 2009

Chanesia

A pretty girl who has good vibes at all times she’s really thick also she can dress and she doesn’t take no disrespect from nobody I mean nobody!

P1:ur so aggravating

Chanesia: ok and ur not?

by anonymous November 20, 2023