Excepté une fois au châlet

Expression popularisée par le vidéaste Antoine Daniel pour justifier ironiquement une faute d'une manière fort peu crédible. Elle provient de la vidéo d'un québecquois nonagénaire clamant qu'il n'a jamais violé ses filles, excepté une fois au châlet.
youtu.be/zJDoCPYybYY?t=9m5s

Je te jure que n'ai jamais éjaculé entre les orteils de ta soeur ! Bon... excepté une fois au châlet.

by pussieseverywhere May 6, 2016

swiss chalet

Shittiest/ dirtiest restaurant you could work in. Referred to by employees as "Swiss" <-- Because we're cool like that

"I got a job at Swiss Chalet!"

"Aw shit man, I'm sorry."

by employee of swiss January 10, 2008

Lemon Chalet

A threesome involving two whites males and an Asian female sandwiched in between. Like the tasty treat, a creamy yellow center jammed between two white crackers.

I had a lemon chalet last night but I never touched the other dude.

by JuBlow June 8, 2010

risque chalet

college dorm or party house where a ton of sexual acts are performed.

jim get all the action because he has himself a risque chalet

by d sin February 26, 2011

Turd Chalet

n. An out house or gas station restroom. Also known as a shitter.

I stopped to get gas and Kyle T. had hot mud butt and had to use the turd chalet.

by Jawilly20 January 5, 2008

Swiss Chalet

A large Canadian casual-dining restaurant chain owned by Recipe Unlimited (formerly Cara Operations Ltd). It serves entry-level western dishes catered to Canadian style food. Quality and taste is sometimes decent, but often times subpar. Makes for an adequate job for a college student.

Comparable to the American restaurant chains Olive Garden and (less so) Applebees.

Guy 1: I just got a new job at Swiss Chalet!

Guy 2: Nice!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 1, 2020

Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.

Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."

by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010