Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

Chakkin'

Derived from Chak;

adjective - Used to modify a noun or pronoun; carries a negative connotation

That chakkin' dickhead!

by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007

hugging and chalking

When you are dating/ in a relationship with a woman who is VERY fat and much larger than yourself. What you do is hug, chalk off the ending of your arms, and then move on to the next gap that is not hug and hug and chalk again.

This can also be used when you have a mother who is bigger than the children, and the child wants to hug her.

(From the Hoagy Carmichael song- Huggin' and Chalkin')

Dude, your girl is so fat, that you are hugging and chalking just to show her some love.

by RRV August 30, 2008

Chacking

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

chalking

To make cocaine into lines, to excess consumption of cocaine.

Person 1 - 'Dude, why are you giving me so much grief? You have been up and down all night like a tit in a trance'
Person 2- 'Sorry blud, nothing personal, I've been chalked up all night'
Person 1 - 'What does chalking mean?'
Person 2 - 'Look it up on urban dictionary'
Person 1 - 'They wouldn't have the balls to put that up'
Person 2 - 'True'
'

by Dr Brain October 2, 2012

Chalking

When a guy utilises his erect penis to grind open, away, forward to any one and or all orifice in an up and down fashion.

"Dude, I was chalking Sally so much I thought I was going to be left with a stub".

by Harleydean January 17, 2015

Chalking

A new age form of vandalism started in the sha involving a group of people and a bucket of chalk. They go to the victim's house and write random messages and draw random pictures. sometimes even gifts are left. i.e. soda cans, toys, pet supplies etc.

-Did you hear there was a chalking last night?
-Dag yo, they chalked me too!

by Spencer Barron October 14, 2006