Chairman Tom

(n., ethnic slur) Derogatory name for a Chinese-American person who is deferential to and emulative of Whites; comparable to the racial slur "Uncle Tom".

An asian dude who has no accent, hangs out with mostly white kids, doesn't necessarily overachieve in school, and doesn't glow red when drinking can be a Chairman Tom

by zkg April 4, 2011

chairman of the bored

Usually used in office settings by someone who is in the midst of performing monotonous tasks for several hours at a time.

A way to reference your current situation at work when you're bored out of your mind.

Please keep me occupied. I'm the chairman of the bored today at work.

by C-Dubs November 27, 2007

Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006

Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).

Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever

by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006

chairman pooh

What we call Xi Jinping, China's leader, due to his resemblance to the loveable bear of fiction.

joey: I should be watching a Red Sox game right now, but fucking Chairman Pooh has to make the fucking entire world his germ warfare guinea pig
jim: got any toilet paper, dude?

by F. P. Sellers IV May 18, 2020

Chairman Bob

Chairman Bob is the awesome communist leader of Aldies foods. He is often mistaken for Chuck Norris, because he is just so awesome. If you ever see Chairman Bob, either A) you have no life left in order to consider options, or B) you are about to have all your grocery wishes come true.

Chairman Bob is to America as fate is to life.

by Hershey400 May 16, 2009