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chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.
I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!
by cest malade January 17, 2009
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Chargasm

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.
Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses
by daboss647 November 29, 2011
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Charasmarrogant

When one is considered to be very arrogant by others, however the way the person portrays themself also makes them quite likeable and charasmatic, so it is hard for people to be offended by their arrogance.
Man1: Man that John Morrison is so arrogant!
Girl1: Yeah but the way he does it...he's also very charasmatic....
Man2: I suppose you could say he's..CHARASMARROGANT
All: SUPER DUPER DAY!
by GuruOfGreatness69 November 28, 2009
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Chargasm

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.
I Chargasmed last night.
by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015
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Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.
Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"
by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009
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Chaucasm

pronounced; shar-casm always capitalize the first C
1.Pertaining to a specific type of sarcastic tone. Most often used with malice towards a specific subject.
2.A joke that one can say often in a serious manner to trick/bewilder the target of the comment.
Wow, my teacher uses a lot of Chaucasm.
That man was so Chaucastic.
by lilsmartee959 January 30, 2008
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Chairism

The second most accurate religion in the world, after those worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Momster.
I converted to Chairism BEFORE it was cool.
by Miphisto June 26, 2020
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