centaur express

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people

Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach

by Oplix October 20, 2017

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

Centapinathonadildocornisrex

A monster from the land of Suckmycockuwa. It feeds on small fetuses from tribes of the Aidlands, and it grows to over 100 ft in length. With 80 unicorn legs, a dildo horn, pineapple head, T-Rex arms and teeth, cat paws, wings, and a pythons body structure.

Oh no, a Centapinathonadildocornisrex run for your life ye scrubs.

by The Aid Giver March 9, 2017

They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.

Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!

by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005

centaur hug

To hug someone's butt in such a fashion that together you appear to be centaur.

Jamie gave me a centaur hug and it wasn't even Halloween.

by guyinthebaca March 28, 2015

centastic

A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur

Damn, look at his centastic gallop.

by Katherineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2016

Cattack

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.

"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"

by Atalaya December 25, 2007