Dry Cereal with a Fork

The best way to eat cereal, I will not accept constructive criticism.

“Hey how do you eat cereal?”
“Dry and with a fork.”
“Ayyyy, dry cereal with a fork!”

by Cowboy_ May 28, 2021

Ceraphin Corporation

Ceraphin Corporation, Inc (stylized as Ceraphin Corporation) is a Private Entertainment Organization, Publisher, and Mass Media Brand owned by Werley Nortreus and Nortreus Media Group.

Ceraphin Corporation is a Private Organization, Publisher, Mass Media Brand.

by Mikee Brown August 1, 2018

Cereal Puss

After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape

"Yo is that a vape?"
"Yea bro, she said she wanted us to give her a cereal puss tonight"

by Cyphyr February 3, 2018

Ceraphin Publishing Group

Ceraphin Publishing Group is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation.

Did you know that Werley Nortreus is the CEO and Founder of Ceraphin Publishing Group?

by Mikee Brown August 2, 2018

cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

Underwater Ceramic Technician

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

by A Dish Monkey October 16, 2010

Cereal Monogamist

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.

Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.

by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012