by Tman5711 June 17, 2020
Get the John cena mug.A daily holiday originating in Texas in 1985, but now mainly celebrated in the Quad Cities area of Illinois. Conza is a celebration of awesome things. To define Conza would be like trying to define the colors that swirl around in your eyelids when you close your eyes, or what the man who discovered you could eat eggs was thinking beforehand.
Not to be confused with Kwanzaa.
Not to be confused with Kwanzaa.
"Oh man, it's August 6th! This is like, the most important Conza I can think of!"
"I'm thinking about celebrating Conza big time today, I'm gonna go grab a sixer of High Life and sew some shirts together or something."
"I'm thinking about celebrating Conza big time today, I'm gonna go grab a sixer of High Life and sew some shirts together or something."
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Get the Conza mug.A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
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