eye condum

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?
DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

by Debbie Pancake October 24, 2008

Condum Sense

If you want to have fun in bed but you don't want another kid use condum sense.

Person 1: I dont want another kid we have enough

Person 2: Well then use tour condum sense

by Gamenird123 August 13, 2018

Cendoma

Cendoma is a kid who would think AP classes are easy. He tends to talk a lot because everyone needs to know he’s salutatorian. He might absolutely suck at murder mystery games, but he knows how to cancel a whole Instagram account in under 2 hours. He also runs in track because he’s a lengthy boy. STOP SNORTING ALTOIDS DUMBASS!

Cendoma is too freaking tall.

We get it Cendoma ur salutatorian!

by CrispyK May 31, 2020

Gorilla Condum

The definition for ejaculating into your Walmart bag and giving it to someone. A prank pulled in Rwanda and done in America.

Dude wanna prank your sister.
Yea lemme get the gorilla Condum

by Big ducks July 31, 2016

used condum

Used condum is what is left after banging a rotten slut on your parents bed while they're just a few rooms away. it usally has a sticky load blowen all in that shit

i smacked my brother with a used condum, it was fucked

by moisty October 13, 2004

Condumb

1.) Description of a person that is either too stupid or too arrogant to wear a condom when performing sex or when about to perform the same. 2.) A really stupid convict or an ex-con, denoted for being extremely idiotic or devoid of common sense.

Sex: "If you think that I am gonna let you stick that thing in without protection, then you are a real 'condumb'! Better get reacquainted with your hand!!"

Gangs: "Boo Boo Bear got popped by the cops for something really stupid. He's a real 'condumb'!"

Prison: "Harry the Hun got parole, but he got into trouble again on the outside, so he's back. Whadda a 'condumb'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 24, 2008

demonic cendome

A person who is bipolar, insane, and homophobic.

Guy1: You see that gut over there?
Guy2: The quiet looking one?
Guy1: Yeah
Guy2: He is a demonic cendome don't mess with him.

by ThatOneGuyThatKnowsAThingOrTwo February 12, 2017