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Carpal Cellular Syndrome

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.
Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!
by Out my name February 8, 2017
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Cell-orist ( CELLORIST)

N.
A person who uses cell-phone / social media violence and intimidation, especially against people talking next to them |

in the pursuit of friendship & local meeting frames.
ex1) She ıs a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) . She never gıves attentıon to your talk, she ıs always on her phone.

ex2) Don't be a Cell-orist ( CELLORIST) and leave that phone for a moment! I am talkıng about endıng my relatıonshıp here and you are not leavıng your eyes and fıngers down from that damn screen.
by ZELGBS April 4, 2019
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Cello Swag

Someone who plays the cello who just radiates swag.
Look at that kid, he has so much cello swag.
That kid is so talented there is so much cello swag in his music.
You should turn off your cello swag before all the girls faint.
The autobots have cello swag.
by ViolaSwag November 23, 2011
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Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008
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Callous

emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;
I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam
by Eloise. December 17, 2008
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cellium

cellium is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on cod because he gets bullied by kids even tho hes homeschooled
by ILLey_ April 9, 2017
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Cellulite

When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
by Madtraffic December 9, 2008
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