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Celebacon

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.
"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"
by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009
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Celebujo

A celebrity death.

Celebujo is the combination of the words celebrity and sakujo.

Sakujo is a word used by Death Note character Teru Mikami when he deletes (kills) someone.

The recent chain of celebrity deaths has been jokingly referred to being caused by Kira, the main protagonist of Death Note.
Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays! This is a massive celebujo!
by KidQueen June 29, 2009
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celebrony

A celebrity with no discernable talent who only receives attention ironically
Paris Hilton, Ally Hilifiger, and the entire Real World Cast.
by rx277 December 4, 2003
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celebutant

Someone who is famous, i.e. is featured in Vanity Fair magazine, on the E! channel, et al., but has no talent other than being a slutty whore. A celebutant should not be confused with a porn star.
Did you see that celebutant Kim Kardashin on the E! channel?
No, but I saw someone bust a nut all over her face in some video!
What a whore!
by Captain Ramen June 3, 2007
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Celebutaunt

A celebrity who is famous for nothing more than spending a successful parents money. They prance around doing D list VH1 spots and making an ass of themselves. Look for fake blond hair, fake boobs, eyelashes and a voice that sounds like a baby hooker.

To fend off a celebutaunt, point out the nearest guy in a nice suit and watch them swarm. Run for your life.
Did you see that Celebutaunt chasing Greg? Too bad Tommy Lee wasn't here to distract her.
by Justice S. Erved February 5, 2010
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celebutard

Conflation of the words "celebutante" (itself a conflation of the words "celebrity" and "débutante") and "retard".

The word is practically synonymous with Paris Hilton but does not, in my humble opinion, cover superficially similar inviduals like Lindsey Lohan or indeed any other visibly stupid and annoying celebrity. I realise I am going against the tide here but what humour there is to be derived from the use of the word "celebutard" is intimately connected to it's development from the word "celebutante" and not it's more apparent relationship to the words "celebrity" and "retard".

"Celebutard" would not have been coined if "celebutante" had not existed first, the former is a play on the latter as far as I am concerned. How else to explain the connecting "-u-" when any other vowel (or none at all e.g "celebritard") would have done just as well? There is no "u" in either "celebrity" or "retard", there is a "u" however, in "celebutante".

It follows that someone like Hilton could be described as a "celebutard" since she is all three things, an erstwhile débutante, a celebrity and... ahem. Lindsey Lohan, on the other hand, doesn't actually fit that deb-y, upper-class "It girl" bracket. I guess people find it funny to describe her as a "celebutard" where they wouldn't have described her as a "celebutante" but for me, it's a pretty weak gag.

Whatever, I feel like King Canute on this one but I had to go on the record.
Noted celebutard Paris Hilton...
by nacho2 May 7, 2007
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celebutante

A female of high society and wealth whose debut becomes publicly visible and famed; a debutante who achieves celebrity status.
Paris Hilton is the world's most overexposed celebutante.
by LunarMelanie August 4, 2005
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