a term used to describe the rising tide of "fake" celebrities. Folks like Paris Hilton, Nichole Richie, and Kim Kardashian et.al. who are not famous for anything in particular other than being famous. Pronounced Celebri-NOT the term is ironic in that it evokes real professions like "astronaut", but implies that these attention whores are "not" celebrities but are trying really hard to become ones.
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An impulsive decision consisted of the total annihilation of both an entire package of Oreos, preferably Family Size, as well as one’s dignity and self worth as a form of celebration. Usually accompanied by one’s friend, the more ridiculous the reason to celebrate, the better the experience.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Because of Oreos’ addictive nature, Celebratoreos appear to be a can’t-miss opportunity at blissful enjoyment. That is, until Oreos’ second-most dangerous quality takes full effect, causing sickness towards the product to grow to an unplanned, undesired, and very much unnerving state. Regret becomes tangible as reality seems to hit you like a punch in the face. However, its most dangerous quality will lure you back time and time again, like the Siren song, in what now you realize to be a surely inescapable death.
Pat: I only let up 5 goals playing hockey tonight. Celebratoreos?
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
James: Are you sure? Remember last time with Red Velvet?
Pat: That won’t happen again.
James: Ok, let’s do Mint.
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1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
Get the celebrian mug.One of any number of idiotic, hilariously embarrassing or dumbfounding things perpetuated by celebrities daily. Most anything on TMZ would fall into this category, and anything Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Donald Trump, or Danny Bonaduchi does is considered Celebrilarity until further review.
TERESA: My friend's working on the new Lindsay Lohan movie, and get this. He said she was so wasted on set she threw up on herself yesterday.
CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.
CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.
by Andy "R" Ochiltree April 1, 2007
Get the Celebrilarity mug.A fake Celebrity Gossip website run by self-proclaimed "terrorist" that have fake users to promote the site and convince idiots everything is real. Their main targets are female celebrities (including teens), trying to portray them as sluts (you could call it a fake porn site for 45+ year old pervs who enjoy seeing that) also using ALOT of photoshop and or video editing to fuel their pedophile ways of themselves and their viewers. The runners of the site are said to have psychotic and sick tendencies, and are probably not even muslim, judgeing by there tendencies to ridicule that religion and culture.
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