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celebritney

A famous person who destroys their fan base by acting like a complete loser.
The prom queen became a celebritney when the nude pictures hit the internet. Or Lindsey Lohan is pulling a celebritney.
by S. Wmson October 21, 2007
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celebrian

Either:
1. The name of Elrond's elvish wife in The Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is considered by many to be the worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. The story involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia and the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia". Watermelon sized breasts with seven-inch long nipples are also involved.
This fic should not be read by anyone sober. Ever.
"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)
by Badfic Addict December 30, 2007
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Celebrilarity

One of any number of idiotic, hilariously embarrassing or dumbfounding things perpetuated by celebrities daily. Most anything on TMZ would fall into this category, and anything Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Donald Trump, or Danny Bonaduchi does is considered Celebrilarity until further review.
TERESA: My friend's working on the new Lindsay Lohan movie, and get this. He said she was so wasted on set she threw up on herself yesterday.

CANDICE: Oh my gaaaaaaawd! Total celebrilarity. LOL, ROTL. Let's go get some 5 dollar cupcakes.
by Andy "R" Ochiltree April 1, 2007
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Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.
Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.
by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007
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celebriton

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")
Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!
by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011
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Celebricide

The untimely death of a 'Celebrity' be it either be by suicide or Homicide.
Was it suicide or was it murder? Celebricide, the all encompassing 'early death' misfortune.
by Jack Bonus February 4, 2008
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Celebrian

Either:
1. Elrond's elvish wife from Lord of the Rings
2. The title of what is widely reputed to be the absolute worst example of smutfic ever written in any fandom. Celebrian, the fanfic, gives an "alternative" account of what happened to Celebrian while she was held captive by Orcs. For those who really want to know, it involves many, many descriptions of orcish genetalia, as well as the supposed protagonist's "lavender labia" (a good indication that the "author" has never seen a woman's bits before). Strapped-on dildos inserted into the anus, beastiality, blow-jobs and watermelon sized breasts are also involved.
"My Lavender Labia Loves Celebrian!" (quoted from an avatar)
by Badfic Addict January 8, 2009
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