Cedric Diggory

The man of my dreams. He is hot, a hufflepuff like myself, strong, handsome, and did I mention he is the most wonderful human/wizard being EVER.

I don’t care if Cedric Diggory is dead, I love him!

by simpforcedric September 10, 2020

Cedar Point Speed

A fast walk. The act of walking quickly from coaster in coaster in cedar point to beat those who are simply walking. Cedar point speed is the fastest speed you can get around the park since running is prohibited.

Girl: "Why are you running?"
Guy: "I'm not running, I'm on cedar point speed. I want to beat those kids to the top thrill dragster"

by binksy2KX March 9, 2010

Cedric diggory

The hottest dude there ever was on Harry Potter

Omg I love Cedric diggory

by PottAh October 5, 2020

Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

by chonboi January 21, 2009

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

by boatbutter August 22, 2006

celery generals

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

by Shov June 19, 2008