canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004

Cayton

Cayton is a very sensitive guy who is amazing. He is very shy and nerdy when you first meet a Cayton, but after that he'll blow your mind.

Cayton has many talents from academic talents to writing talents, as well as talents in games like Magic: The Gathering. He excels in everything he does and loves to help out friends.

1: who's that? he's like a freakin' genius but he barely talks.
2: that must be Cayton.

by gAlgOnEwIld May 17, 2011

Cayoote

Another way to say cute.

That top looks cayoote on you.
Facebook comment: girl you is cayoote.

by lisasaywhat July 29, 2011

Cacooning

The art of enwrapping another individual with your body for comfort. It may leave the other immobilized while the form of "snuggling" is occuring.

Cacooning happens often when I watch Netflix with Bae.

by Viral Hymn April 13, 2016

Cayoodle

Kī-ōōdl N. Origin Louisiana- As a mutt is the offspring of two mixed breed dogs, a cayoodle is the offspring of two mutts. Often a result of the irresponsible keeping of two dogs of poor genetic diversity resulting in a litter of horribly mutated little monsters of no distinct origin.

"What the hell is that thing? Is that a third ear?"

"Dats jus Boudreaux's cayoodle."

by Catahoulahowl March 17, 2019

Cayoodle

An incompetent professional like a doctor or lawyer; a moronic person generally.

These cayoodles have no idea what they are doing (in reference to one's team of lawyers).

Hey, get a load of these fucking cayoodles (in reference to someone doing something generally stupid on the side of the road).

by joelpupuffnik September 25, 2015

Caroon

A word that literally means EVERTHING. Invented by a text messge typo.

Ive been Living A caroon

Ill take two caroons and a side of gravy
Im going to Caroon my girl tonight.
Caroon ATTACk. Im lost in this caroon

by Flocka Flocka Flocka Waka April 1, 2010