Catnap

To take a brief nap. Ever notice how cats tend to fall asleep, wake up shortly thereafter, and then doze off again? Catnaps are referred to as such due to their brief and sometimes random nature.

Person A: "Say, is Heather awake?"
Person B: "No, she said she was tired and wanted to take a quick catnap.

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

CatLap

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

catapussy

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing

wow syndey some catapussy ya got there

by pussy lyn January 21, 2017

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Catapharact

Egotistical Cyber troll who is totally stuck on himself, He loves to spend hours looking into the mirror and taking pictures that lack any sign of a smile =p

Why are you so stuck on yourself lately? Must be a case of the Catapharact's

by blah im bored April 21, 2007

catapulpit

Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer

Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Catapult Soul

That long novel that gives props to hip-hop.

Catapult Soul flow: "The lion’s share of Hip-Hop’s life has been contaminated with misconceptions; namely, that its essence is misogynistic, homophobic, unintelligent, derivative, and a catalyst for drugs, violence, and crimes that support the Machiavellian cause. But perhaps before one speaks on it, one must first overstand big puns and da LA soul, da NY soul, and every soul of mischief, living legend, and public enemy that tries to come in between the two. And perhaps one shouldn’t assume that what’s promoted through the Industry is reflective of what’s found in the Underground, where, in the roots, music originates, establishes its cause, and stays true to it, as long as it doesn’t come up to touch the grass. Ya digg?"

by Hip-Hop I Don't Stop May 14, 2009