Fatto Catto

When a cat gets so chunky wunkey he becomes another breed a more epic bigger cuddler. For comparison a chonky bois tummy goes to his knee the fatto cattos tummy sits at his feet.

“ look at this picture of my cat!”
“My god! Now that’s a Fatto Catto”

by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019

Cattail

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

Cattatafish

A grey, silver, ghost, cat-fish that resides in the stomach of gay people. Usually quite Holy and quite wise. First seen in the "Death Camp of Tolerance" episode of SouthPark on the journeys of lemmiwinks the gerbil king!

Also a word when refering to a gay guys stomach ache

Homo:- ah shit my fucking stomach, must have been that spunk i swallowed earlier!!!

Gunter:- Errr!!! Cattatafish!!!! U Fucking Homosexual.

by Raich September 18, 2007

Cattail Fluff

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Catloaf

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.

by melissa*f January 4, 2009

Catta

another word for faggot

"Thyiem is always acting like a catta"

by @official.nayaaa November 9, 2017

Catteau

a very small angry cat abuser that lives at the zoo with his cats. he loves nothing more than drag-clicking on his bloody a70 and abusing his cats. he has been known to scoff cat meat whilst watching degenerate anime filfth on his nintendo switch and playing Bedwars on hypixel.

all round he really needs to be reported to the rspca

"did you hear about that guy who abused his cat?"

"yeah, what an absolute catteau"

by Poundlanddan April 19, 2021