Catnipping

Getting stoned. The act of weeding out.

"Dude, this blunt is glorious; I'm catnipping so hard right now.

by GothKimono January 10, 2016

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

cartnapper

A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.

I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.

by tissutech August 13, 2010

canniperv

Someone who gets sexually aroused from eating human flesh; to be both a cannibal and a pervert.

As the canniperv barbecued his neighbours, he noticed his penis becoming erect.

by Hammy the Terrible October 18, 2013

Catnizer

A person who finds himself so much in love with cats that he has more then one associated (some are even online plus pics)

1:Wow this is a pretty cat.
2: yeah but I saw far prettier.
1:for real ?!
2:yeah I am kinda a catnizer

by Alamer February 11, 2019

catnippin

Catnippin is when a person keeps talking bad about you and keeps trying to bring you down and talking smack about about you and everyone

That girl be straight catnippin all the time, she is buggin!

by BENN1ACTOR November 27, 2024