Caspar

A smart nerd who reminds the teacher about homework and is a right prat

John: Remember to give out the homework

Teacher: ah thanks, I forgot

Everyone: Shut up Caspar

by Im a human dicktionary November 13, 2020

Caspar

Caspar is an awsome dude who we can all love. Caspar is most deffinetly not straight but love is love

Caspar is fucking awsome
I would totally tap that Caspar

by Pief2.0 June 8, 2020

Caspar

The name means old sorry man, deriving from ancient roman culture. The name can also mean "the great king" or just "king", but it`s true meaning is taken from a sick, old man who was followed only by bad luck, and later became an outcast from society. He was named Caspar, from the Latin words "cas", meaning old, and "par" meaning "unfortunate". Later on the king of Rome was named Caspar, but when he found out what his name truly meant, he changed its meaning to the "great, noble king", as many still believe is what the name originaly means.

"I am sick, and unfortunate. I have been named Caspar by my people. I am alone, and I am tired".

-Caspar the Outcast

by David Narrow December 16, 2007

caspar

he is a great person and has a huge dick about 12 inches hes just great in bed and really good at soccer

caspar has a huge dick

by ehrenman November 13, 2018

Casparize

To give a lifeless piece of work to Caspar for the addition of righteous style and flair. May include indomitable coolness resulting from a gangsta-bling-pinky-ring worn during the process.

Man, my document sucks, I think I need to Casparize it!

by FreakiDikiKiki July 30, 2008

caspar

lyes about being gay

"caspar aren't you gay" "NO"

by lazybumbum May 6, 2020

caspar

caspar will rape you so hard that your vigina will go out your ass if you ever see one don't get too close but you will get horny because of his rape face and also don't let your grandma near him because he will rape her tooo

grandma there's a Caspar over there

yes I haven't had sex in 50 years

by giveanal May 12, 2018