catapulpit

Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer

Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Catapult Soul

That long novel that gives props to hip-hop.

Catapult Soul flow: "The lion’s share of Hip-Hop’s life has been contaminated with misconceptions; namely, that its essence is misogynistic, homophobic, unintelligent, derivative, and a catalyst for drugs, violence, and crimes that support the Machiavellian cause. But perhaps before one speaks on it, one must first overstand big puns and da LA soul, da NY soul, and every soul of mischief, living legend, and public enemy that tries to come in between the two. And perhaps one shouldn’t assume that what’s promoted through the Industry is reflective of what’s found in the Underground, where, in the roots, music originates, establishes its cause, and stays true to it, as long as it doesn’t come up to touch the grass. Ya digg?"

by Hip-Hop I Don't Stop May 14, 2009

canapuda

Slang for 'arse', 'bum' etc. Usually used to refer to a female arse but can be used in conjuction with an insult to anyone.

"She'd get it up the canapuda!"
or
"He definately takes it up the canapuda!"
or
"Why won't you let me do you up the canapuda?"
or
"Canapuda, ooh ooh, canapuda, ooh ooh!"

by PinkyC August 24, 2009

Lincoln Catapult

pulling an erect penis down towards the feet, placing a penny on the head of the penis and quickly releasing the penis to have it spring forward, like a catapult, launching the penny.

we were bored playing quarters and beer pong so we warmed the boys up and shot lincoln catapults across the room.

by iamthefacepuncher July 27, 2009

Strawberry Catapult

When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.

addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth

She strawberry catapulted me, I feel dead inside

by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018

catapult pussy

When a guy isn't interested in a girl and she dosnt get the hint. She continues to try every thing to get his attention. Flaunting every thing she has including catapulting her pussy at him from affar.

Catapult pussy is when you hear the catapult clicling back to catapult that pussy cause she is so desperate.

by Tell her 1 June 10, 2017

catapult the propaganda

To promote acceptance of lies/damn lies/statistics, through repetition and assisted by the blind obedience and willful omissions of the lapdogs posing as "independent" media.

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
-President George W Bush, Greece, NY, May 24, 2005

by Darren Dirt June 20, 2005