Carpool

When 2 or more men simultaneously jerk off into the same toilet, sending their children together off to school.

We will never have children of our own since we alwayz carpool together.

by pittycent & Hicksie April 1, 2009

carpool

To drag a third person along on an attempted date to make you look good and get things moving faster.

Dude, I'm totally carpooling tonight, and the freeway seems to be clearing up, but I just can't get my bro to leave!

by guava c May 14, 2011

Carpool

Two men and two women, usually roommates, having group sex.

I wanted to get with her and her roommate, and considering she liked my roommate, we decided to have a go at a carpool.

by ajohnson1701 January 14, 2008

Carpool

When two men chew on each other's private parts while one uses a pair of salad tongs on the other's ball sack, using a twisting/turning/pulling/pushing motion.

Jeffrey always wants to carpool with Ted. Ted doesn't really understand, but he's usually willing to try anything.

by Leslie Clayton HR Administrat April 23, 2009

CarPool

Wanting someone to get hurt or more specifically broken bone

Name Lets Carpool/ Carpool

by OP_GAMER1001 May 11, 2024

Carpool King

Carpool King (or simply CPK) is a term used for a person who is very sensitive to the environment and would like to carpool versus driving individual vehicles to the same destination. CPKs enjoy the company of others in the vehicle as it promotes great conversations and makes for a very enjoyable ride versus driving in your vehicle alone. And thus, CPKs are very well respected for both their concern for the environment and the conducive ability to facilitate conversations and to make the car ride more enjoyable. Every large group greater than 3 should have a CPK.

Mark : Yo Whadduppp! I'm jonesing for some Pho - let's hit up Pho Shizzle, aite? You feeling me bro?

Tim : No Mark, I don't feel you and I'm not your bro. Maybe we should carpool? Parking is kinda tight at Pho Shizzle and we should help reduce emissions.

Mark: Tim, that's so gangsta of you to consider the environment. You're so Carpool King man!

by Onscreen Goddess April 15, 2010

carpool tunnel syndrome

Temporary, post 9/11 restriction imposed by the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey requiring all cars entering the Holland and Lincoln Tunnels during rush hour to have more than one occupant. This caused NYC-bound drivers to pull up to complete strangers at NJ bus stops and ask if they wanted a ride into the city. Sharing of tolls was optional.

Bus stop standee 1: "Did that dude in the Mercedes just ask you if you wanted a ride into the city?"
Bus stop standee 2: "Yeah. Must be carpool tunnel syndrome. I might have accepted, if he didn't have a boner."

by Webster, Merry M. August 12, 2011