carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Shark carpet

Prickly region that was shaved a couple days ago

"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."

by Tacitblu July 19, 2016

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019