Carno Dragon

God Of Extinction, He will beat the shit out of you if you're messing with univereses without mercy
he was created to fuck everyone up, helding unstoppable force of extinction powers
Neoichi is his son was created by carno himself
"The Extinction Family"

Example: Carno Dragon is fucking scary dude

by CarnoPoop November 8, 2019

Carly Day

Carly Day is a civic holiday on March 3 and is recognized in some areas of Western Canada - but not many. There are ongoing union disputes surrounding the holiday and various lobby groups are struggling to have it recognized as a statutory holiday as celebrations grow larger every year. Most unique part of Carly Day celebrations are the hats. Carly Day hats usually are bright purple visors worn upside down. Some have animal print or rainbow bands and a rat tail like braid that extends from the back - to which people add charms. Each year on Carly Day a new charm gets added to the Carly Day visor. Common symbols on Carly Day visor charms are: vikings, grilled cheese, or the corno portofortuna. It is also customary to only wear hot pants and pink sneakers on this day. It is a little known fact that carly must also act as a slave to other family members joining in this celebration. Many people gather with family and friends to compose their own Carly Day rap songs.

The historical roots of Carly Day surround the following of comet 209P/Linear though the first celebration of Carly Day is not recorded.

Lisa: "Will you come to my birthday barbecue tomorrow, Chad?"

Chad: "Oooo sorry Lisa. I just can't. It's Carly Day tomorrow. My mom got me a new corno charm and I've got my telescope set up to watch 209P/Linear all night long."

Lisa: "Dammit. Why did I plan my party for Carly Day."

by Jimmy Farmerson March 3, 2020

bull corny dogs

Alternative way to say bullshit.

That was a bunch of bull corny dogs.

by Stefani5150 January 13, 2016

carzy dog

Dog that is made carzy

Carzy dog is beautiful food in china

by l2orphus January 20, 2005

Master Chief Corny Doucheking

Someone who despite having verry poor taste, some ridiculous habbits, and absolutely funky hair, has a lot of succes in business.

Donald Trum is an MCCD. (Master Chief Corny Doucheking)

by Dr. Step August 16, 2010

Carne de la noché

The wanting to have intercourse with someone.

“Wow! She was so fit. Carne de la noché”

“Jacks Gullible”

by slayqween April 5, 2023

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016